To the Looking-glass world it was Alice that said
I've a sceptre in hand, I've a crown on my head
Let the Looking-glass creatures, whatever they be
Come and dine with the Red Queen, the White Queen and me

Then fill up the glasses as quick as you can
And sprinkle the table with buttons and bran
Put cats in the coffee, and mice in the tea
And welcome Queen Alice with thirty-times-three!

O Looking-glass creatures, draw near!
Tis an honor to see me, a favour to hear
Tis a privelege high to have dinner and tea
Along with the Red Queen, the White Queen and me

Then fill up the glasses with treacle and ink
Or anything else that is pleasant to drink
Mix sand with the cider, and wool with the wine
And welcome Queen Alice with ninety-times-nine!