What has four stander-uppers, four puller-downers, two hookers, two lookers, and a swishy-wishy?
| Submitted by Jake | |
Why is six afraid of seven? | Submitted by Sarah Claude | |
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor
Doctor Who?
Submitted by Isaac
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Where do bunny rabbits go after getting married?
| Submitted by Olivia | |
What happened to Mickey Mouse when he spun? | Submitted by Amanda | |
What do you get if you cross a pig anbd a hedgehog?
| Submitted by Kate Smillie | |
What do you get if you cross a toad with a chair?
| Submitted by Alexandra | |
What do elfs learn at elf school? | Submitted by Rabia | |
What did the salt say to the sugar?
| Submitted by Kaylee | |
What did one strawberry say to the other? | Submitted by amanda.u. |
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What do you get if you cross a jug of water with some ants?
| Submitted by tigz n taz | |
Why is the cook very rude? | Submitted by Maxine | |
Where does a snowman keep his money?
| Submitted by Jessica Korving | |
One day a frog went to the bank to get a loan. He went up to the cashier and saw that her name was paddy-wack. the frog said: "May I have a lone?"
Paddy-wack said: "I'm sorry I can't give frogs loans."
Then the frog gave the cashier a little glass pig and said "give this to the manager". So paddy-wack took the pig and gave it to the manager and said: "there's a frog out there that wants a loan and said to give this to you; do you know what the pig is for?"
| Submitted by Ms. giggles |
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As I was going to St Ives, I met a bug with seven wives, each wife had seven sacks, each sack has seven cats, each cat had seven kittens.
| Submitted by Becca and cool lindz | |
What's yellow, lumpy and smells like zebra?
| Submitted by Emma | |
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