Jokes by kids for kids

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Why did King Kong climb up a building?

Click to see the rest... -Because he was too big for the lift! Submitted by Ms. Shreya Khobragade

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Click to see the answer... A pair of swimming trunks! Submitted by Joshua Lightowler

Who keeps stealing all the soap in the bathroom? Click to see the answer... The robber ducky! Submitted by Ashlynn

How do you make a tissue dance?

Click to see the rest... -You put a little boogie in it! Submitted by Anne Treanor

Knock Knock Who's There? Lettuce Lettuce Who?

Click to see the answer... Lettuce in and I'll tell you! Submitted by Alysia Soto

Why do elephants have trunks?

Click to see the rest... -Because they can play the trunket! Submitted by Grace

Knock Knock Who's there? Little Old Lady Little Old Lady who?

Click to see the answer... I didn't know you could yoddle! Submitted by Faith Amelia S

Where does a Polar Bear keeps it's money?

Click to see the answer... In a Snow Bank! Submitted by Milli

Why do fish live in salt water?

Click to see the rest... -Because pepper makes them sneeze! Submitted by Bhavya

What did the salad dressing say to the salt?

Click to see the answer... - Don't look! I'm dressing!!! Submitted by Andreya

What do you call two robbers?

Click to see the answer... A pair of nickers! Submitted by Kitt Gordon

What has four stander-uppers, four puller-downers, two hookers, two lookers, and a swishy-wishy? Click to see the rest... -A cow! Submitted by Jake Why is six afraid of seven? Click to see the answer... - Because seven eight nine! Submitted by Sarah Claude Knock knock! Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Click to see the answer... Doctor Who! Submitted by Isaac Where do bunny rabbits go after getting married? Click to see the rest... -On their bunny moon! Submitted by Olivia What happened to Mickey Mouse when he spun? Click to see the answer... - He got Disney! Submitted by Amanda What do you get if you cross a pig anbd a hedgehog? Click to see the answer... A Porkupine! Submitted by Kate Smillie What do you get if you cross a toad with a chair? Click to see the rest... -A toad stool! Submitted by Alexandra What do elfs learn at elf school? Click to see the answer... - The elfabet ! Submitted by Rabia What did the salt say to the sugar? Click to see the answer... -What's shakin'? Submitted by Kaylee What did one strawberry say to the other? Click to see the answer... - "I knew we should have listened to my idea or we wouldnt be in this JAM!" Submitted by amanda.u. What do you get if you cross a jug of water with some ants? Click to see the rest... -an ant tsunami! Submitted by tigz n taz Why is the cook very rude? Click to see the answer... -Because he BEATS the eggs and WHIPs the cream! Submitted by Maxine Where does a snowman keep his money? Click to see the answer... -In a snowbank! Submitted by Jessica Korving One day a frog went to the bank to get a loan. He went up to the cashier and saw that her name was paddy-wack. the frog said: "May I have a lone?" Paddy-wack said: "I'm sorry I can't give frogs loans." Then the frog gave the cashier a little glass pig and said "give this to the manager". So paddy-wack took the pig and gave it to the manager and said: "there's a frog out there that wants a loan and said to give this to you; do you know what the pig is for?" Click to see what the manager answered... - "It's a nick-nack paddy-wack give the frog a loan!" Submitted by Ms. giggles As I was going to St Ives, I met a bug with seven wives, each wife had seven sacks, each sack has seven cats, each cat had seven kittens. Click to see the rest... -Kits,cats,sacks,and wives how many were going to St.Ives?? Submitted by Becca and cool lindz What's yellow, lumpy and smells like zebra? Click to see the answer... -Lion puke! Submitted by Emma

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who?

Click to see the answer... -There's no need to cry! It's only me! Submitted by charlie kimber

A blonde walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. The chef asks her, "Do you want it in 1/4 or 1/8?"

Click to see what she answered... - I'll have it in 4 because I can't eat all 8! Submitted by hannah

Knock, knock. -Who's there? -Sue. -Sue who?

Click to see the answer... -Sue prise! (surprise) Submitted by Terri

What do you get when you have a monkey with a banana?

Click to see the answer... -A banana split! Submitted by Elyce

What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Click to see the answer... -Three zebras fighting over a pickle! Submitted by Rebecca

Why was Goofy standing in the middle of the road?

Click to see the answer... -Because he couldn't find the other side! Submitted by anonymous

Why did the tomato go pink?

Click to see the answer... -He saw the salad dressing! Submitted by Lea-Ana

-Knock! Knock! -Who's There? -Croc and Dile. -Croc and Dile who?

Click to see the answer... -Crocadile Dundee! Submitted by Stuart Mander

-Knock! Knock! -Who's There? -Boo Boo. -Boo Boo who?

Click to see the answer... -You don't have to cry about it! Submitted by Chasidi

-What's a snake's favorite subject?

Click to see the answer... -Hisstory! Submitted by Skye Robertson

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