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Why did King Kong climb up a building?
Submitted by Ms. Shreya Khobragade
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
Submitted by Joshua Lightowler
Who keeps stealing all the soap in the bathroom?
Submitted by Ashlynn
How do you make a tissue dance?
Submitted by Anne Treanor
Knock Knock Who's There? Lettuce Lettuce Who?
Submitted by Alysia Soto
Why do elephants have trunks?
Submitted by Grace
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little Old Lady
Little Old Lady who?
Submitted by Faith Amelia S
Where does a Polar Bear keeps it's money?
Submitted by Milli
Why do fish live in salt water?
Submitted by Bhavya
What did the salad dressing say to the salt?
Submitted by Andreya
What do you call two robbers?
Submitted by Kitt Gordon
What has four stander-uppers, four puller-downers, two hookers, two lookers, and a swishy-wishy?
Submitted by Jake
Why is six afraid of seven?
Submitted by Sarah Claude
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor Who?
Submitted by Isaac
Where do bunny rabbits go after getting married?
Submitted by Olivia
What happened to Mickey Mouse when he spun?
Submitted by Amanda
What do you get if you cross a pig anbd a hedgehog?
Submitted by Kate Smillie
What do you get if you cross a toad with a chair?
Submitted by Alexandra
What do elfs learn at elf school?
Submitted by Rabia
What did the salt say to the sugar?
Submitted by Kaylee
What did one strawberry say to the other?
Submitted by amanda.u.
What do you get if you cross a jug of water with some ants?
Submitted by tigz n taz
Why is the cook very rude?
Submitted by Maxine
Where does a snowman keep his money?
Submitted by Jessica Korving
One day a frog went to the bank to get a loan. He went up to the cashier and saw that her name was paddy-wack. the frog said: "May I have a lone?" Paddy-wack said: "I'm sorry I can't give frogs loans." Then the frog gave the cashier a little glass pig and said "give this to the manager". So paddy-wack took the pig and gave it to the manager and said: "there's a frog out there that wants a loan and said to give this to you; do you know what the pig is for?"
Submitted by Ms. giggles
As I was going to St Ives, I met a bug with seven wives, each wife had seven sacks, each sack has seven cats, each cat had seven kittens.
Submitted by Becca and cool lindz
What's yellow, lumpy and smells like zebra?
Submitted by Emma
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Boo who?
Submitted by charlie kimber
A blonde walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. The chef asks her, "Do you want it in 1/4 or 1/8?"
Submitted by hannah
Knock, knock.
-Who's there?
-Sue who?
Submitted by Terri
What do you get when you have a monkey with a banana?
Submitted by Elyce
What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Submitted by Rebecca
Why was Goofy standing in the middle of the road?
Submitted by anonymous
Why did the tomato go pink?
Submitted by Lea-Ana
-Knock! Knock!
-Who's There?
-Croc and Dile.
-Croc and Dile who?
Submitted by Stuart Mander
-Knock! Knock!
-Who's There?
-Boo Boo.
-Boo Boo who?
Submitted by Chasidi
-What's a snake's favorite subject?
Submitted by Skye Robertson

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