|What has four stander-uppers, four puller-downers, two hookers, two lookers, and a swishy-wishy?
|Submitted by Jake |
|Why is six afraid of seven? |
|Submitted by Sarah Claude|
|Submitted by Isaac|
|Where do bunny rabbits go after getting married?
|Submitted by Olivia |
|What happened to Mickey Mouse when he spun? |
|Submitted by Amanda|
|What do you get if you cross a pig anbd a hedgehog?
|Submitted by Kate Smillie|
|What do you get if you cross a toad with a chair?
|Submitted by Alexandra |
|What do elfs learn at elf school? |
|Submitted by Rabia|
|What did the salt say to the sugar?
|Submitted by Kaylee|
|What did one strawberry say to the other? |
|Submitted by amanda.u. |
|What do you get if you cross a jug of water with some ants?
|Submitted by tigz n taz |
|Why is the cook very rude? |
|Submitted by Maxine|
|Where does a snowman keep his money?
|Submitted by Jessica Korving|
|One day a frog went to the bank to get a loan. He went up to the cashier and saw that her name was paddy-wack. the frog said: "May I have a lone?"
Paddy-wack said: "I'm sorry I can't give frogs loans."
Then the frog gave the cashier a little glass pig and said "give this to the manager". So paddy-wack took the pig and gave it to the manager and said: "there's a frog out there that wants a loan and said to give this to you; do you know what the pig is for?"|
Submitted by Ms. giggles
|As I was going to St Ives, I met a bug with seven wives, each wife had seven sacks, each sack has seven cats, each cat had seven kittens.
|Submitted by Becca and cool lindz|
|What's yellow, lumpy and smells like zebra?
|Submitted by Emma|