Navigation Home Fun Stuff Learning Fun Jokes by kids for kids page 2 Click here to send a joke, and it just might appear right here on this page! >> Page 1 > Page 2 Where does ice cream get an education? Click to see the answer... -Sundae School! Submitted by Ariana -Why was the sand wet? Click to see the answer... -Because the sea weed! Submitted by Cleo -Why did the policeman stay under the bed? Click to see the answer... -Because he was an under-cover cop! Submitted by Juan -What do you call a two legged, orange and black mischief maker who can jump 20 feet high? Click to see the answer... -A Tigger! Submitted by Adam -What is long and green and has 16 wheels? Click to see the answer... -An aligator on rollerscates! Submitted by Jenny --Why do cows wear bells? Click to see the answer... -"Because their horns don't work!" Submitted by Mysterious Stranger -Why aren't ants as busy as we think? Click to see the answer... -"Because they have time for picnics!" Submitted by Mysterious Stranger -Why did the King go to the dentist? Click to see the answer... -"To get his teeth crowned!" Submitted by Mysterious Stranger -Why did the boy study on the airplane? Click to see the answer... -"Because he wanted a higher education!" Submitted by anonymous ---One day there were 10 different blondes sitting at a restaurant. They were very excited about something and they were high-fiving eachother and cheering "51 days". A man walked up and asked them what they were excited about. One of the blondes replied: Click to see the answer... We did a puzzle that said 2-4 years. We all finished it together in only 51 days!" Submitted by Caitlin --Which side of a chicken has the most feathers? Click to see the answer... -"The outside!" Submitted by Emily -If Frosty the snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child? Click to see the answer... -"Frostbite!" Submitted by Emily --What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, falls into a mud puddle, and then crosses the road again? Click to see the answer... A dirty double-crosser! Submitted by Emily and Aimee --When is a bus not a bus? Click to see the answer... -"When it turns into a street!" Submitted by Rose -What do you call a ghost that picks his nose? Click to see the answer... -"A boogie monster!" Submitted by Caitlin Rush -If there was a one story house and everything was blue inside, what color were the stairs? Click to see the answer... -"It's a one story house, it doesn't have any stairs." Submitted by i rule --When does a horse have six legs? Click to see the answer... -"When there's someone on its back!" Submitted by Marmi -What do you get when you milk a bad cow? Click to see the answer... -"Sour cream!" Submitted by Marinda -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Click to see the answer... -"Because he had no guts!!!" Submitted by Copper -What comes once in a year and twice in a week? Click to see the answer... The letter E!! Submitted by Megan --Why did the chicken cross the road to the playground? Click to see the answer... -To get to the other slide!! Submitted by Asa Jones -Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Click to see the answer... -Because he felt crummy!! Submitted by Asa Jones -What did the booger say? Click to see the answer... -"Don't pick on me!!!" Submitted by Ross -What is the sand's favorite food? Click to see the answer... a "sand"wich!! Submitted by Cain -What did the mop say to the broom? Click to see the answer... -Why do people always push us around?!! Submitted by Pam -How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Click to see the answer... -Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!!! Submitted by ALEX -Knock, knock? Who's there? Luke Luke who? Click to see the answer... -"Luke through the keyhole and you'll see!!!" >> Page 1 > Page 2 Enter your search terms Submit search form   Web Disneyclips.com © All characters and images representing Disney characters are copyrighted by Disney. This site is in no way endorsed by the Walt Disney company. All other graphics © 2007 Disney's World of Wonders unless otherwise noted.