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 Jokes by kids for kids page 2
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Where does ice cream get an education?| Submitted by Ariana | |
-Why was the sand wet?| Submitted by Cleo | |
-Why did the policeman stay under the bed?| Submitted by Juan | |
-What do you call a two legged, orange and black
mischief maker who can jump 20 feet high?| Submitted by Adam | |
-What is long and green and has 16 wheels?| Submitted by Jenny | |
--Why do cows wear bells?| Submitted by Mysterious Stranger | |
-Why aren't ants as busy as we think?| Submitted by Mysterious Stranger | |
-Why did the King go to the dentist?| Submitted by Mysterious Stranger | |
-Why did the boy study on the airplane?| Submitted by anonymous | |
---One day there were 10 different blondes sitting
at a restaurant. They were very excited about something
and they were high-fiving eachother
and cheering "51 days". A man walked up and asked
them what they were excited about.
One of the blondes replied:
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| Submitted by Caitlin | |
--Which side of a chicken has the most feathers?| Submitted by Emily | |
-If Frosty the snowman married a vampire, what would they name their child?
| Submitted by Emily | |
--What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, falls into a mud puddle, and then crosses the road again?
| Submitted by Emily and Aimee | |
--When is a bus not a bus?| Submitted by Rose | |
-What do you call a ghost that picks his nose?| Submitted by Caitlin Rush | |
-If there was a one story house and everything was blue inside, what color were the stairs?| Submitted by i rule | |
--When does a horse have six legs?| Submitted by Marmi | |
-What do you get when you milk a bad cow?| Submitted by Marinda | |
-Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
| Submitted by Copper | |
-What comes once in a year and twice in a week?| Submitted by Megan | |
--Why did the chicken cross the road to the playground?
| Submitted by Asa Jones | |
-Why did the cookie go to the hospital?| Submitted by Asa Jones | |
-What did the booger say?
| Submitted by Ross | |
-What is the sand's favorite food?| Submitted by Cain | |
-What did the mop say to the broom?| Submitted by Pam | |
-How do you get a blonde to drown herself?| Submitted by ALEX | |
-Knock, knock?
Who's there?
Luke
Luke who?
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