Heffalumps and Woozles From "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh" They're black they're brown they're up their down They're in they're out they're all about They're far they're near they're gone they're here They're quick and slick, they're insincere Beware, beware, be a very wary bear A Heffalump or Woozle is very confusel The Heffalump or woozle's very sly - sly - sly - sly They come in ones and twoosels But if they so choosels Before your eyes you'll see them multiply - ply - ply - ply They're extra-ordinary, so better be wary Because they come in every shape and size - size - size - size If honey's what you covet you'll find that they love it Because they guzzle up the things you prize They're green they're blue they're pink they're white They're round they're square they're a terrible sight They tie themselves in horrible knots They come in stripes or polka-dots Beware, beware, be a very wary bear They're extra-ordinary, so better be wary Because they come in every shape and size - size - size - size If honey's what you covet you'll find that they love it Because they'll guzzle up the things you prize They're black they're brown they're up their down They're in they're out they're all about They're far they're near they're gone they're here They're quick and slick, they're insincere Beware, beware, beware, beware, beware ....