Bill of sale From "Pete's Dragon" Composed by Al Kasha and Joel Hirschhorn We got a bill of sale right here That says he belongs to us We bought him fair and square last year And we own the little cuss Look here, read the writin' that gives us a legal claim Oh, we got a bill of sale right here With dear little Petey's name We got a Bill of sale in hand And lady if you don't budge We'll pick you up right where you stand And bring you before the judge That boy is our property Same as the family cow 'Cause we got a bill of sale right here And we're gonna take him now You can't have him He's gotta do his chores You don't love him Paint the barn and wash the doors All you've done up to now is break his heart Shine shoes, turn screws Fix a broken fuse You'll abuse him He's so good at feedin 'hogs And just use him Pitchin' hay and choppin' logs Look out or I'll take you apart We'd like to see you try it We got a bill of sale right here He's ours until he dies Stay where you are Just one more move And you'll get it between the eyes You won't make a slave of him Even if you connive Yes, we will! 'Cause we got a Bill of sale right here We got a Bill of sale right here We got a Bill of sale right here Right here! You can't have him He's gotta clean and sweep You don't love him Feed the hens and comb the sheep All you've done up to now is break his heart Plant seeds, pull weeds You'll abuse him Carry water from the well And just use him Answer every time we yell Watch out or I'll take you apart We'd like to see you try it We got a Bill of sale right here That says he belongs to us Fight all you want Won't do no good To holler and fume and fuss Leave town, keep on goin' Before I can count to five We got a bill of sale right here We got a bill of sale right here We got a bill of sale right here Right here Right here