Well, everyone knows Juanita
Her eyes each a different color
Her teeth stick out and her chin goes in
And her...knuckles, they drag on the floor
(Those aren't the words)
(There are children present)
Her hair is like a brier
She stands in a bow-legged stance
And if I weren't so ugly
She'd possibly give me a chance
Lyrics transcribed by Disneyclips.com
Written by Germaine Franco and Adrian Molina
Performed by Gael García Bernal as Hector