[Gaston:] Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking
[Lefou:] A dangerous pastime
[Gaston:] I know
But that wacky old coot is Belle's father
And his sanity's only so-so
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony old man
See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle
And right now I'm evolving a plan
[Gaston & Lefou:] No one plots like Gaston
[Gaston:] Takes cheap shots like Gaston
[Lefou:] Likes to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
[Chorus:] For his marriage we soon will be celebrating
My, what a guy
Gaston!
Lyrics transcribed by Disneyclips.com
Music and Lyrics by Alan Menken and Howard Ashman
Performed by Richard White as Gaston and Jesse Corti as Lefou, with Chorus